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Asexual Fanmix

-Morrigan-
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth
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Шерлок\Асексуальность - мое ОТП =)
Всевозможные вариации ace!Sherlock до того прожрали мне мозг, что я решил составить гигантоманскую подборку песен на тему. Правда, гордое название фанмикса ей носить рановато, ибо песни шибко разношерстные, некоторые из них слишком бабские, чтобы применять их к ШХ, а в порядке выкладывания песен логики нет никакой вообще. Они просто сами так расположились в плейлисте)
Надеюсь, что хоть одна песенка кого-нибудь да вдохновит на дрочибельный фанф по теме))

1. Amber – Sex Without Sex
На мой взгляд, "интеллектуальный экстаз" это главное чувство Шерлока. И наиболее вероятное развитие событий в рамках того же ШХ\ДВ, не отменяющее при этом любви между персонажами)

As you watch my mouth
Open up in honesty
Sharing all my secrets
Out of my Diary (diary)
Keep all your clothes on
Talk about fantasies
Holding me so tender
Flying through the galaxies

This is sex without sex
This is touch without lust
Feels like sex without out sex
Spirits within one mind

Feelings of timeless time
Sex without Sex...

Come and pull my hair
With total sensibility
And we both will lose
Spiritual virginity
Tasting all my thoughts
Intellectual extacy
This is love...




2. Adam Lambert - Whataya Whant from Me
Джон влюблен в Шерлока, а тот совершенно не понимает, что Джону от него надо.


Hey, slow it down whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Yeah I'm afraid whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

There might have been a time
When I would give myself away
Oooh once upon a time I didn't give a damn
But now, here we are so whataya want from me

Whataya want from me

Just don't give up I'm workin it out
Please don't give in, I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Yeah, it's plain to see (plain to see)
that baby you're beautiful
And there's nothing wrong with you
It's me, I'm a freak (yeah)
but thanks for lovin' me
Cause you're doing it perfectly

(it perfectly)

There might have been a time
When I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life

3. AFI – Cruise Control
А тут мне видится Шериарти, и Шерлок, как старая дева, визжащий: "Иди на х**, Джимми-бой, я не буду с тобой трахаться!" =)


I will never want to date you while I can learn to hate you.
If you somehow learn to love me, well, that's just my luck.
I would never care if you only wanted my friendship,
but somehow you're disappointed that I'm not a slut.

I don't want to fuck you, so fuck you.

In my mind there is no doubt that you've been in
and out of many different backseats, many times before.
I can always see your defeat when I won't leave the front seat.
And it seems your disappointed that I'm not a whore.

I don't want to fuck you, so fuck you

4. Alanis Morissette – Uninvited
И снова - влюбленный Джон, и Шерлок, которому льстит внимание, но совершенно не нужно это чувство. "Я не думаю, что ты недостоин, но мне нужно время, чтобы все обдумать".


Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me.
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave.
But you, you're not allowed,
You're uninvited,
An unfortunate slight.


Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm.

Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd.
But you you're not allowed,
You're uninvited,
An unfortunate slight.

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing.

You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before.
But this is not allowed,
You're uninvited,
An unfortunate slight.

I don't think you unworthy,
I need a moment to deliberate.


5. Asexuals - Asexual :-D
We`re asexuals - we`re using our other head) Эта песня не могла тут не оказаться)



Given up the vice that created you
Sex is in the past, better things to do
No more wasting time laying in a bed
Get up and move, use your other head

Asexual (repeat)

We're asexual
We're not dead
We're asexual
We use our other head

6. Ballboy – Sex is Boring
За первый куплет) Дальше не в тему, но зато название доставляет)


Take me back to your room
Tie me up and strip me naked
And lie me on your floor
And then you’ll see that sex is boring with me
It’s not what i came here for


You know about hip hop and
You know about trip hop and
You know about punk rock and
You know about house music
And house music,
House music is the greatest thing of all

And you’ve read more books than i
I could ever read
And you’ve seen more films than i
I could ever see so
Why is it, why is it, that you don’t know any more than me


So take me back to your room
Tie me up and strip me naked
And lie me on your floor
And then you’ll see that sex is boring with me
It’s not what i came here for
It’s not what i came here for

And i've got miles to go before i slave

And you're not going to save me
Although you think that you are
And i've got miles to go before i slave
And you're not going to save me
Although you think that you are

7. Brand New – Sic Transit Gloria… Glory Fades
Хмм... Первый секс юного Шерлока. Ему не понравилось) "This is so messed up"


Keep the noise low, she doesn't wanna blow it.
She stripped from head to toe and then left him with his shoulder out.
Go get your heartbeat.
It beats me straight into the ground.
You don't recover from a night like this.
Our victim, still lying in bed, completely motionless.
A hand moves in the dark to her zipper.
And a boy best in tourniquet sheets barely whispers,
"This is so messed up."
Upon arrival the guests had all stared.
Dripping wet and clearly depressed, he'd headed straight for the stairs.
No longer cool, but a boy in a stitch,
unprepared for a life filled with lies and failing relationships.
(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up.)
He keeps his hands low, he doesn't wanna blow it.
He's wet from head to toe and his eyes give her the up and the down.
His stomach turns and he thinks of throwing up.
Get the body on the bed like it's flowered and he starts going down.

The people, the focus.
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to settle.
Die young and save yourself.


She hits the lights.
This doesn't seem quite fair.
Despite everything he learned from his friends,
he doesn't feel so prepared.
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air.
"This is the first and last time", he said.
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his.
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides.
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels like.
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter.
She's moving way too fast
and all he wanted was to hold her.
Nothing that he touches is really having an effect.
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only looking for...
(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing old.)
So much more than he could ever give.
A life full of lies and failing relationships.

He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides.
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside.
The people, the focus.
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to settle.

Die young and save yourself.
They take all the taste out.
It used to be the reason that we're even,
now it's choking me up.

8. Brian - You Dont Want a Boyfriend
Текст говорит сам за себя)


You don't want a boyfriend
With sloppy kisses.
You don't want a boyfriend
Who'll put up with you.
Sit and be impatient every day.
Scream and shout and sulk and make him (marry?)
You don't want a boyfriend
Who can't resist you.
You don't want a boyfriend
Who's honest with you
I've heard it said before, and I find it's true
The more you give yourself away to someone
The less they'll think--
You don't want a boyfriend
And that's forever.
You don't want a boyfriend
You could do better
I've heard it said before and I find it's true
The more you give yourself away to someone
The less they'll think of you.
Baby, baby, you're leaving me.
It wasn't about you.
It wasn't about you.
Baby, you're hurting me.
It wasn't about you.
It wasn't about you.
Baby, baby, you're leaving me.
It wasn't about you

9. Cats on Fire - Draw in the Reins
Посыл приммерно такой - "Куда не плюнь - везде одна порнуха, это так мерзко. Держите себя в узде, друзья мои!"


I know exactly what it is
I know exactly why it burns
And I'm fairly sure
That they all should put their clothes back on

Yeah, put them right back on

'Cause now there's no way to decide
What's on my mind

There's so much talk about it, it's everywhere
And these poor eyes of mine
They get no rest
And suddenly, all of my friends are at it
Who thought they had these skills?
I look at them and blush

Let's not go over this again
Why would you rub it when it already hurts?
And I'm fairly sure
It would be best if you restrained yourselves
Draw in the reins, my friends


I lose the ability to decide
What's on my mind

There's so much talk about it, it's everywhere
And these poor eyes of mine
They get no rest
And suddenly, all of my friends are at it
Who thought they had these skills?
I look at them and blush

I turn around, but I think I hear
Yeah, at least to these ears
... these doves are pecking away at each other

There's so much talk about it, it's everywhere
And these poor eyes of mine
They get no rest
And suddenly, all of my friends are at it
Who thought they had these skills?
I look at them and blush
And I could roll away my eyes
But I'd still hear these awful sounds


10. Claire Perot - Sex Is Boring with You
Единственная строчка на английском - Sex is boring with you, darling, I prefer to read Sheakespeare =)
Остальное по-французски, и я не могу найти текст. Но, кажется, я слышал там слово "скрипка")


11. Flight Of The Conchords - A Kiss Is Not A Contract
"То, что ты залез ко мне в рот, еще не значит, что я позволю тебе продвинуться дальше"

A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no

A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
I can't go round loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done

You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
but that won't get you into pants paradise
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies,
Oh pretty babies

12. Godsmack - Love-Hate-Sex-Pain
Очень нравится эта песня, не мог не воткнуть. Агнстовенькая такая)


In this life I'm me,
Just sitting here alone
and by the way I tried to say I'd be there
For you

Walk beside an emptiness
That leads me by my hands
And throw away
What I don't understand, as a man


Love-Hate-Sex-Pain
It's complicating me sometimes
This love-Hate-Sex-Pain
Is underestimating life


And I wonder as I tear away my skin
It's taken me so long to stitch
These wounds from where I've been
And mother please don't bury me
I'm hanging for my life
It's hard to say that I would be complete
Before I die


Love-Hate-Sex-Pain
It's complicating me sometimes
This love-Hate-Sex-Pain
Is underestimating life

Don't you worry please
Don't you leave me

Because I slowly slip away
Through love, hate, sex, and pain
I fall away into
Love, hate sex, and pain

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain
It's complicating me sometimes
This love-Hate-Sex-Pain
Is underestimating life

13. HIM - Wicked Game
Its strange what desire makes foolish people do - I dont wanna fall in love with you
Офигевший Шерлок, который не хочет влюбляться, но все равно влюбляется во славу ОТП)


The world was on fire and no one could save me but you
It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do
And I’d never dreamed that I’d knew somebody like you

And I’d never dreamed that I’d need somebody like you

No I don’t wanna fall in love
(this world is only gonna break your heart)
No I don’t wanna fall in love
With you


What a wicked game you played to make me feel this way
what a wicked thing to do to let me dream of you

what a wicked thing to say you never felt this way
what a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you

And I don’t wanna fall in love
(this world is only gonna break your heart)
With you

The world was on fire and no one could save me but you
It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do
I’d never dreamed that I’d love somebody like you
I’d never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you

No I don’t wanna fall in love
(this world is only gonna break your heart)
With you

14. Jay Brannan - Beautifully
Очень милая девчачья песенка - "It's not that you're not beautiful, you're just not beautiful to me"


Every time he goes, she dies
Every time she comes, she cries

He was her long, bright future
In the middle of a wrong, dark road
He loved her, but he wasn't too sure
If he could return the love she showed
When she said, my love extends
Beyond the realm of being friends
He kissed her head
And quietly he said

It's not that you're not beautiful, you're just not beautiful to me
She said, how beautiful do I have to be?
When I look in the mirror, you're the only thing I see
And I have loved you beautifully

Well, ten thousand tears passed by
But she never let him see her cry
And he called up down one night
He said, let's get in the car and just drive

He talked a lot about loneliness
But why, she didn't know
[ Jay Brannan Lyrics are found on www.dapslyrics.com ]
And some song about Memphis
Was playing on the radio
She said, let's stop the car and slow dance
Won't you just give me a chance?
He took her hand
And hoped she'd understand

It's not that you're not beautiful, you're just not beautiful to me
She said, how beautiful do I have to be?
When I look in the mirror, you're the only thing I see
And I have loved you beautifully


Well, she'll burn that bridge
And build a house
And swallow the smoke in her mouth
She'll feel the burn
And then make the choice
To put the fire in her voice

It's not that you're not beautiful, you're just not beautiful to me
She said, how beautiful do I have to be?
When I look in the mirror, you're the only thing I see
And I have loved you beautifully


15. K`s Choice - Virgin State of Mind
Тоже агнстовая, но красивая. И wonderful mouth очень в тему)

There's a chair in my head on which I used to sit
Took a pencil and I wrote the following on it
Now there's a key where my wonderful mouth used to be
Dig it up, throw it at me
Dig it up, throw it at me

Where can I run to, where can I hide
Who will I turn to now I'm in a virgin state of mind
Got a knife to disengage the voids that I can't bear

To cut out words I've got written on my chair
Like do you think I'm sexy
Do you think I really care
Can I burn the mazes I grow
Can I, I don't think so


Can I burn the mazes I grow
Can I, I don't think so
Where can I run to, where can I hide
Who will I turn to now I'm in a virgin state of mind
Virgin state of mind

16. Loveninjas - Keep your love
... away from me)
Или отношения Шерлока с девушками - "Прекрати ко мне клеиться, ты что, не видишь, что я гей?" =)

I lost my bag on the train
(lost his bag now what a shame)
You lost your mind all the same
(lost her mind now she's insane)
What can I do to get out?
Understand my doubt
(Do I have to shout?)

You can keep your love, You can keep your love
You can keep your love away from me
You can keep your love!

We've been around to cafés
(calls me twice now everyday)
And I don't know what to say
(can't you see that I am gay?)
You stick to me like glue
Why won't you realize we're through
(Because I don't love you!)

You can keep your love, You can keep your love
You can keep your love away from me
You can keep your love!

17. Natasha Bedingfield - Single
Не очень в тему, но ня же) "Я один и мне хорошо"))

All you single people out there

I'm not waitin' around for a man to save me
(‘Cause I'm happy where I am)
Don't depend on a guy to validate me
I don't need to be anyone's baby
(Is that so hard to understand?)
No I don't need another half to make me whole

Make your move if you want doesn't mean I will or won't
I'm free to make my mind up you either got it or you don't

This is my current single status
My declaration of independence
There's no way I'm tradin' places
Right now a star's in the ascendant

I'm single oh-whoa
That's how I wanna be

Don't need to be on somebody's arm to look good
(I like who I am)
I'm not saying I don't wanna fall in love 'cause I would
I'm not gonna get hooked up just 'cause you say I should
(Can't romance on demand)
I'm gonna wait so I'm sorry if you misunderstood
Whoa yeah

(This is my current single status)
(My declaration of independence)
(There's no way I'm tradin' places)
(Right now a star's in the ascendant)

Everything in it's right time
Everything in it's right place
I know I'll settle down one day
But 'til then I like it this way it's my way
Eh I like it this way

Make your move if you want doesn't mean I will or won't
I'm free to make my mind up you either got it or you don't
'Til then I'm single

18. Pink - You and Ur Hand
Или сказочка о том, как Шерлок динамит ухажеров) Реально, я прям вижу, как его по молодости занесло в бар и к нем клеится какой-нибудь полупьяный dickhead))

Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a cock fight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dickhead put his hands on me
But you see

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began

Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a fuck
Wanna dance
By myself

Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch
Back up

I'm not the one
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Alright

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks
To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah

You know who you are
High fivin, talkin shit, but you're going home alone arentcha?

19. Tegan and Sara - Not Tonight
Everything in my body says not tonight
Everything in my body says no

Love pull your sore ribs in
I will pull your tangles out
In the back of your car I feel like
I have traveled nowhere
What will bring me home?
What will make me stay, stay?
What will bring me home?
What will make me stay, stay?
Well I don't know
I don't know, ooh
I don't know
I don't know, ooh
Everything in my body says not tonight
Everything in my body says no
Everything in my body says not tonight
Everything in my body says no
What will bring me home?
What will make me stay, stay?
What will bring me home?
What will make me stay, stay?
Well I don't know
I don't know, ooh

20. Television Personalities - Sorry to Embarrass You
ШХ\ДВ - оказались в двусмысленной ситуации и не поняли друг друга.

Across the space that separates
Your social world from mine
We built a threadbare bridge of words

It didn't stand the test of time.
Now we're here,
I don't know why.
I'd rather talk some more
Than look into your eyes.

Just waiting for the bell to ring
So we can live our separate lives.

Sorry to embarrass you,
I thought you might feel the same.
Sorry to embarrass you
Again.


I watch the patterns on the water,
Reflections of the city lights.
And somehow both ends of this bridge
Look very far away tonight.

Sorry to embarrass you,
I thought you might feel the same.
Sorry to embarrass you
Again.

I can hear your voice
In every word that I say,
Every word I say.
I can hear your voice
In every word that I say,
Every word I say.

Sorry to embarrass you,
I thought you might feel the same.
Sorry to embarrass you
Again.

21. The Psychedelic Furs - No Easy Street
you got no reaction
coming down my hall
you had no attraction
for anyone at all

9-9-9
the police don't come
here on easy street
all the boys in their blue suits
are lying in the heat
you got no reaction
coming down my hall
you had no attraction
for anyone at all
all the dogs are out today
running in the sun
back in the litter
the morning never comes
you got no reaction
knocking on my door
you had no attraction
for anyone at all
the day goes at the factory
i should be happy look at me
it's definitely no easy street
you got no reaction
coming through my door
you had no attraction
for anyone at all
i can see you in the plastic town
that an actor sees
i can see you stuck inside of this cage with me
you'll cry like a baby
you cry like a bird
you cry like a lady
you cry like a girl
on easy street
you'll cry like a baby
you cry like a bird
you cry like a lady
you cry like a girl
on easy street

22. The Wedding Present - Rotterdam
I wanted you but not the way you think

I thought you'd come round
And I know how this will sound
I said so much yesterday that I shouldn't have
So what did I do
After I talked to you?
I should've gone home straightaway but I couldn't have
Oh I stayed with you and my heart began to sink
I wanted you but not the way you think
So what did I say
Didn't mean it anyway

And I don't want anything that I should do
I know you're sad
Believe me, I'm feeling bad

If I could change everything then I would do
Oh I stayed with you and my heart began to sink
I wanted you but not the way you think

23. Trapt - Headstrong
"Я вижу вас всех насквозь, все ваши желания и моотивы - отвалите от меня!"

Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I’m out
See you later
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that’s over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

(Fuck!)
Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we’re headstrong
Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can’t give everything away
I won’t give everything away

Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very best
I see you’re full of shit, and that’s alright
That’s how you play, I guess you’ll get through every night
Well now that’s over
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that’s over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

24. What Is This Feeling
Премилая песенка из мюзикла Wicked - ШХ\ДУ - Джон восхищается своим соседом, а единственное, что чувствует Шерлок это loathing, то бишь отвращение)

Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical
My dear Father
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz
But of course, I'll care for Nessa
But of course, I'll rise above it
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Джон =)
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is…

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe

What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you

My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My face is flushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?

Шерлок =)
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let's just say – I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!

Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
Все остальные =)
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Galinda, you're a martyr!


Well, these things are sent to try us!

Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you
We're all on your side!
We share your

Loathing!

There's a strange exhilaration Loathing
In such total detestation Loathing
So pure, so strong Loathing

Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing (echo: loathing)
For forever loathing (echo: Loathing)
Truly deeply loathing Loathing you
My whole Loathing
Life long! Unadulterated loathing

25. Мастер - I hate your Sex
Ну и бодренький мозговынос напоследок)

I hate your sex
I can let you go
Sex
Leave me alone
I hate your sex
It makes me feel low
Sex
My heart turned to atone
I hate your sex
I feel sick and tired
Sex
Well I had too much
Don't need hot legs
I'm naturally wired
Sex
Don't give me no touch
Now I need something else
More than body can wish
I don't want no romance
I just wanna be free
I hate your sex
Don't show me the skin flicks
Sex
Has left me for good
I hate the sex
It was all for nothing
Sex
Get out of my mind
Now there is nothing driving me crazy
I'm doing fine without it
There's no girl that I wanna of chasing
Now my mind is clean and free

Всяческие дополнения приветствуются))

@темы: ШХ, 100 days of MUSIC

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2011-02-04 в 14:08 

Клевая подборка )
Сразу на ум приходит это:


You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like,
No you don’t even like boys
)))


И почему-то это (ассоциируется с тем, что Джон бы не против, но Шерлок тащит его на расследования и больше эту бездушную скотину ничего не волнует):

2011-02-05 в 11:29 

-Morrigan-
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth
Sugar Trip , оо, как я мог забыть про Ur so gay! =)
Спасибо )))

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